1o. He sees you when you’re sleeping.
9. He hates fruitcake too.
8. Never gives you socks or underwear.
7. You don’t need to write a thank you note. (My children would put this in the Number 1 position!)
6. “Better not pout” just makes sense.
5. He doesn’t mind if you play with the boxes.
4. He is the single largest employer of elves.
3. He has an unlimited line of credit.
2. Reindeer don’t make a mess on your roof.
1. Three little words…LUMP OF COAL!
