Let’s face it: it’s really hard to buy presents for the male of the species unless your holiday shopping budget runs to big screen TVs or yachts or Porsches.  Since most of us have to struggle with a slightly lower price limit,  I have scoured my catalogs to find perfect gifts for the man in your life.  My first suggestion follows.

Billed as the “manliest bearded hat ever”, this “slips over your head to give you an instant burly look.”

I’m not sure “burly” is quite the right word for this fashion statement.

Note: the mustache is removable, thank goodness!  So if your guy always wanted to grow a beard,  you can give him a crocheted one for $27.98 at www.thingsyouneverknew.com.